There are two public transport bus routes on Rarotonga: Clockwise and Anticlockwise. One of a handful of bus drivers is Mr. Hopeless. His wife gave him the name, because he is doing a joke of everything. Therefor he gave his wife the name "Mrs. Topless" ... It takes 50 Minutes to drive around the whole island of Rarotonga, costs 3 NZ$ and you learn a lot about how to entertain people and the Cook Islands as well.