The Fortune Teller bar serves up drinks of all kinds, snacks, and tarot card readings, but most of all, ambiance. The design is somewhere at the intersection of "creepy-cool" and "old-timey"; think exposed brick, taxidermy, and a few skeletons. The drink menu highlights local and microbeers, clever cocktails with names like "Said the Actress to the Bishop," and strong spirits. Food is colorful (especially the pickled beet and yellow curry hard-boiled eggs) and flavorful, with Dutch "Broodjers" sandwiches with house-made dressings as the "meat" of the menu. On the hottest day of summer, the Fortune Teller puts on a "dumpster dive" event, filling a (clean) dumpster with water for a very urban pool party. We see another drink in your future.