About an hour beyond Madison, Wisconsin are the dells of the Wisconsin River, a scenic, glacially formed gorge that features striking sandstone formations along the banks of the Wisconsin River. Not satisfied with that natural beauty, unbridled Babbits have built a Disneyland of water parks without unifying artistic direction. There is one every quarter mile, each with a stranger theme, including an upside down White House. Well it is a way to stay cool in the summer.